Emailing is so... gay.

Here it is! The finished product to get the gay men that unsettle me out of my cherished woods. I know I sound all frumpy and flabbergasted, but through many emails and much practice, I I have found this approach gets better results. I want to sound like someone helping out fellow man, not a super huge C trying to be right. Well, not when reagrding this anyway...

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I frequently hike the fells. I always park in the Sheepfold parking lot and then go along the trails to have some peace and solitude. I love the trails and I love the fact that I can go there and enjoy the scenery. I think you are doing a marvelous job keeping the place looking it's best. Top shelf. However, there is a part of the scenery that is starting to unnerve me. When I go to the trails to the right of the meadow I have noticed single men lurking about. Lots of them. It's crystal clear what these men are doing. I have come across men in the act of homosexual activities. Now don't get me wrong, I am not anti gay. Quite the contrary. What I am is anti lewd explicit sexual acts done where I could unknowingly stumble upon them. It really takes away from the peace that I am searching for while wandering through nature. It's downright insulting. They loiter about with no purpose, and it's just plain obvious. I come across many people in my travels through the Fells and there is no guessing when it is a gay man looking for a good time.

I know your mission statement is "to protect promote and enhance our common wealth of natural, cultural and recreational resources for the well being of all". I am finding this statement falls short when I happen across people taking part in something that should unquestionably be done behind closed doors. I shudder to think what would happen should a family with children blunder into this obscene behavior that happens so freely and frequently. I also find it fascinating that the owner of dogs are considered such a huge problem when something this filthy is happening in the same place without any type of consequence.

I never see anyone patrolling the right side of the woods but yet I constantly see patrols on the left. Is it possible to have more authority figures on the right side in hopes to break up this offensive sex party that rages on? When these men are parked in the smaller higher parking lot skulking about waiting for their next sex partner, can no one run them off before they find what they are so desperately searching for? Like I said before, it's not like one can't figure out who they are and what they are doing. It's unmistakable.

I hope this is something that can be looked into and righted to a certain degree. Thank you for your time.