I'll cut my feet until my mom learns how to crochet...

First off I want to say that Jimmy is winning the contest due to everyone that is helping (even if it is grudgingly at this point). So I want to thank everyone for a job well done. I really hope he wins as it will defy the whole human aspect of it. Just in case you have no idea what I am talking about I will help you out. It is a contest Celibate Sexaholic is having on his myspace page. You have to write "Celibate Sexaholic" somewhere on you that is sexy. Needless to say, all of Jim is pretty hot (in a dogs world) but since this is a contest for humans (until we stepped in, maybe next time he'll make better rules eh?) we opted for a more human sexy body part. To win, you have to have the most comments under the picture you entered. Here's the entered picture:


I also took a full body shot and it's so hysterical I will share it. We didn't enter this one because he wanted to stay anonymous:


Yesterday we went to the Waverley dog park with all the dogs we usually take to the woods. We skipped the woods due to the sheet of ice we now walk upon. Breaking my leg in the middle of the woods (not to mention falling off the bridge we have to cross) with a pack of dogs running loose just didn't sound like all that fun of a time. Once at the park some other people showed up with their dogs. One woman was out of her mind and TALKED WITH A SUPER LOUD VOICE ABOUT HER DOG RUSTY AND JUST KEPT TALKING EVEN IF YOU WALKED AWAY. At one point someone saw there was blood on the snow. When at a dog park, when you see blood you must announce it to whichever dog owner is closest. The word will be spread until someone knows where it is flowing from. Jim has sensitive feet and sometimes they are cut a little on ice and snow. I said that could be it, which leads to a talk about dog boots. I tell them it's tough finding a pair of dog boots that a.) stay on the feet and b.) don't wear out after walking on cement for five minutes. The crazed woman turns and says, "YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO CROCHET!!". I agreed wholeheartedly. Nough said.

Today I have this quote going through my head over and over. I'm wondering if blogging the things going about my brain full throttle will help them stop? Well see. Anyway, this is one of my favorite quotes ever:

You cannot play with the animal within you without becoming wholly animal, play with falsehood without forfeiting your right to truth, play with cruelty without losing your sensitivity of mind. He who wants to keep his garden tidy doesn't reserve a plot for weeds.

I am going to find a way to take my favorite quotes and make them art. I don't know when and I don't know how they'll come out but this is something I have always wanted to do. I'm crafty so whatever I do will be fantastic.