Here it is! V Day. *sigh* I am rocking this holiday solo and I can't get enough of it. Considering the volatile and treacherous weather outside, I am pumped about staying home with myself. I love myself to an abnormal degree so this really works out well.
Today I found out my suit is not, I repeat, not waterproof. That's a serious bummer in itself since I think I might have to walk all the way across the street to wash and dry it. If it shrinks I am going to turn into a fucking maniac and make everyone around me suffer for my loss. Hey, fair's fair. I'm always so level headed (in a fucked up aggressive/aggressive nonconfrontational kind of way) that I think I deserve some good down home freak out time. :) I'll tell you how it goes.
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i think for valentines day, you should take pics of the dogs, since we know you love them. and preferably dressed up, and acting out some sort of scene, since you love that too. ok, maybe it's me that loves that, but check my blog later because dog torture is what i got myself for VD. which is better than a real VD anyday!
p.s. FUCK HALLMARK AND WHITMANS AND THEIR FAKE ASS FOR COMMERCIAL PROSPERITY ONLY HOLIDAY THAT THEY MADE UP IN THE FUCKING 50S.
this shit was probably invented by the same guy who invented the stuff that girls can spray in their "no no place" to make it smell fresh, which implies that it doesnt and makes everyone feel like their va jay jay stinks. boo!
and bitches everywhere eat it up. sheep.
/rant
I was just alerted to the fact that you and I need a far larger audience.
I was thinking about putting a little fashion show on for our online viewers. You know, all the things the dogs have to wear displayed all in one place.
PS I couldn't have said it better myself. And my hoo ha always smells fresh.
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