A little to the left... good... bigger pout... YES! HOLD IT JUST LIKE THAT! Yes! Oh, you're gorgeous darling! Simply fantastic!!!
Jimmy's first photoshoot is on the 20th at 3 p.m.!!! Niceness! I can finally start his portfolio just like I always knew I would!!! TEAM JIMMY!! He'll be modeling a coat for a website. The deal is, we either get to keep the photo or the coat. I want that photo so that's my first choice. However... a jacket made specifically for Jim? Come on. I am going to find out if I can keep the picture and purchase the jacket. I don't know what she's planning on doing with a jacket made exactly for Jim anyway. Maybe I am falling right into her little trap and I don't even know it. But that would mean I know it. Is that still considered a trap? Oh... my brain...
Today was an excellent day! During the morning park run I found Trying to Save Piggy Sneed by John Irving. Now John Irving is one of my favorite writers ever. JH + JI 4EVA!! Hotel New Hampshire. Need I say more? Anyway, there it was... front cover flapping in the (fucking freezing) breeze. Abandoned, lonely, confused... I couldn't let it go on and brought it home with me to be warm and of use. I haven't read it yet! Oh, the excitement mounts!! Near it was a brown and white neck warmer. Now I am not usually the type that sees clothing just lying about at the park and take it home. No really. However... I have a neckwarmer that Jim wears in the cold weather and it's dark blue. Dark blue simply is not Jim's color. Not even when you squint. And he loves his neck warmer... why not tip the fashion scale a little more in his favor? It's the least I could do.
I have a fun new plan for when I am out west. I am going to leave here pulling a small trailer behind the Jeep. In that trailer will be the belongings that don't quite fit in the Jeep along with two large dogs, two fish and me. So that'll basically be everything I own. If I decide I like moving about enough to keep it up, I will ditch the small trailer and buy the "home of my dreams" that I can drag behind me. :) I am also keeping all those gypsy people that move about in their RV's in mind. Most of them have dogs, do they not? And dogs need to be groomed, do they not? I think we all see where this is going... I just can't help but believe there are people all over looking for help with their dog in one way or another. Am I going to finally make my fortune? Only time will tell. It's clear my collection of dead things (no matter how dear they may be to me) aren't going to bring in the big bucks.
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you should keep the jacket and just stand behind her taking your own pictures. or just download it off her website or something, then you get the best of both worlds.
if you're going to be a travelling groomer sideshow, please paint the trailer. i will even help, but it should look fun and mysterious, true to gypsy tradition. and you'll need a catchy name, i'll think on what that might be.
mmmm, dead animal mandibles. sexy.
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